White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs informed reporters this morning that President Obama's wallet is missing, and he likely left it on a recent flight."He definitely lost the motherfucker.", said Gibbs.
President Obama, dressed in an unusual black suit and black tie, then issued a statement regarding his lost wallet.
"Please return my motherfuckin' wallet to my motherfuckin' pocket.", Obama said sternly. "Failure to do so will cause me to strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger."
When asked the appearance of the said wallet, Obama described it as "the one that says 'Bad Motherfucker' on it." He also mentioned that the money inside is not important, and could be kept by whoever finds it, so long as he "gets his 'Bad Motherfucker' back."
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