Eternian political discussions are much like those on your Earth planet. Royal government officials create law and socials programs, and I, Beast Man, attempt to destroy them. I'm not what you would call "savvy" on health care reform, but I do revel in the joys of public discourse.
First, and foremost, I am offended at your popular concept of "freedoms". You all seem to feel entitled to "rights" and "privileges" and "not dying needlessly". You all make me sick. Life is not full of these guarantees. Most of the time, you need to throw a boulder at your problems, and, occasionally, club your enemies to death.
I am in full support of those who are rebelling against Earth Warlord Prince Obama. I too know what it feels like to be oppressed. The political structure of Eternia consists of two parties: The Enternian Populist Peoples Party led by Prince Adam, and The Naturalized Brotherhood of Eternia led by Skeletor. Who isn't represented is this system? Begins with a "B" and ends with "east Man RAARRRRGHH".
The heart of my argument lies in my distaste for humanity. The less of you there are, the better it is for me. I'm Beast Man, not Human Man (or Man Man or Ape Dude....you get the idea).
The weak and poor of humanity shouldn't be entitled to live. The weak should be hunted and crushed (sometimes with boulders) by those strong enough, and with enough money to pay an already wealthy doctor to fix problems, which may or may not occur, through prescription drugs in an increasingly medicated society. That's what Beast Man is all about.
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