Barack Obama mandates:"You all need to get AIDS and die."

In a move most Washington insiders found "stunningly unique", Barack Obama declared that his new health care reform bill will require that all United States citizens not only acquire AIDS, but die from it as well.

"For too long, the government has tried to stop the spread of AIDS amongst the American populace", said Obama while candidly eating a Creamsicle, "Under my health plan, there will be no child left behind.....without AIDS."

President Obama emphasized that this would be a temporary measure aimed at keeping costs of his radically offensive health care program down, but he was straight to the point that this is not a social program.

"Those who with to visit their own doctor with their own hard-earned money may do so, just so long as everyone gets the AIDS, change will come."

The President then rode a stallion bareback through the town hall meeting, throwing red, white and blue needles out of a large sack whilst trampling engaged onlookers.