A poll conducted by S&F's Marketing and Research Squadron this weekend found that 90% of those polled did not find the recent fires in California to qualify as "news". In fact, 50% of the 90% repeatedly asked the poll conductors if they were aware of a fiery ball of light at the center of the solar system. The remaining 40% were unable to come up with a witty response on the spot.
The remaining 10% was made up of a convenience store employee who is "excited to talk to people anyway" and a pollster's grandmother who "enjoyed the visit, and hoped to see you again real soon."
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