During Mondays town hall meeting in Montana, President Barack Obama revealed that the stress of his job has begun to take its toll on his body, specifically his hands and feet.
"Being President is an important job, but its, like, really hard to keep up with your appearance and stuff", said Obama as a he sipped an appletini. "If I don't get a day at the spa soon, people will totally think I'm like those other skanks."
Obama openly spoke about his inability to wear open-toed shoes, and how all his clothes "make his butt look really huge".
When asked about his proposed health care plan, Obama sharply replied, "OMG OMG I'm talking, kay?", and referred all further questioning to his hand.
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