Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez came out of the figurative closet today, and disclosed his undying homosexual love for clothing.
"Some people are gay for people," said Rodriguez with a sheepish grin, "But for me, its all about looking good, and being gay for the things I wear."
The proud owner of the biggest baseball contract in the history of Earth and the Multiverse, "A-Rod" has limitless resources to pursue his wardrobe fantasies. Among his collection are the actual costumes worn by David Bowie in Labyrinth and the corset and garter combo set which adored the body of Tim Curry in Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Rodriguez expressed that he is no longer satisfied with greatness on the diamond, and with the blessings of fellow clothing homo and celebrity bicycle, Kate Hudson, he has decided to pursue fabulousness with all of his energy.
"I'm tired of being A-Rod," said Rodriguez between sips of Mochatini, "I want to be A-Mazing."
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